random pink things. purple hair. blue clothes. green walls. yellow walls. green flowers. orange crayons. red shirts. black shoes.

i have decided i have no favourite colour.

  by vck @ 22:16

 
This is not victoria, what your about to read is extremely badly written....so....lay off.

I am today's guest writer: Victoria's cousin...Colin...all the way from Vancity, and i'm here to give you my point of view on the trip to montreal....

Saturday..my uncle took me and my bro ivan go carting (great uncle eh?) and by far the funnies thing was seeing victoria ram herself hard against the siding. (in an irish accent) So there i was making a sharp turn real slow, and then i see vic...going full speed on an intercept path towards me. i braked...vic didn't...and consequently slammed herself into a wall....full speed!! so in truth.....i avoided her. she's got quite the battle scar on her thumb....it was a miracle she didn't cry....but i saw the waterworks coming. any wayz....(end irish accent.....god i love the irish). That was only the first race....where i got used to the speed and the shitty handling of the karts....second race....it was realli annoying. we met foreign drivers. On top of that, there were two more female drivers ( more pylons). so guess how happy i was to see that everyone drove at safe speeds. It's a freakin race gosh darn it. it was the most annoying race eva. i think i even saw a few of those indian drivers shoulder check before turning. i finally found out how to pass them though....you basically swipe thier rear wheels out with your front wheels.....so they skid out...and you go. Ingenius eh? Victoria was definitely not agro enough, so i ended up second while vic ended up.....pretty far back. It was good that i went go karting that day...cause the next day....eeps.

uneventful day....when to the funeral home at around nine....dicked around with my little cousins until twelve. got mom mad cause i dicked around too much and my little cousin wrinkled up my suit (not victoria....another cousin). Met a hot chick though...but you can ask victoria for that info. had a half an hour service....and off to lunch. Now here's the part of the bad wine. this wine was so bad.....you can taste the metal bin it was made in. it basically made all of victoria's family kinda queasy....and it made me down rite nauseas. and no vic....i wasn't even close to drunk....you don wanna see me drunk....cause you'll laugh your ass off. released 31 balloons....how metaphorical. dicked around with little kids for four hours.....the only thing i learned from that day was.....day long family events kinda suck. watched boon dog saints......got yelled at by auntie winnie.....and man....thats a good movie....everyone should download it.

okokok.....the rest of the trip
.....all teh same as victoria's.....the only fun thing i did was talk to vic until 5:30....which wasn't smart......cause i really need my beauty sleep. cause i'm ugly.....

well....toodles.....gots to go back to montreal for school....

sincerely with a "woof"

Colin





  by vck @ 01:34

 
the below is a long ....sorta rant-blurb that doesn't make much sense....beware!

  by vck @ 23:19

 
FINALLY BACK! well not JUST back. around...1030? but we had to unpack everything and stuff and clean up our fridge cuz of the blackout and clean up my bed cuz it's so messy cuz i didn't clean it before i left. didn't expect grandma to come back with us. so yes. but now it's late and i'm scared to call...hehe ....well ANNIEWAY i left montreal at....1100..sooooo stupid. there was an accident between a bus and a car so the traffic just stopped. it happened jsut a little before we got to that point, so the traffic just stopped. we expected it to be cleared up soon so we just sat there adn waited and waited. not like traffic jam wait. like turn off the car and get out cuz there's nothing else to do wait. after an hour we find out that we're about 6 km away from the accident. so once it cleared up it would be quick quick quick! so we kept on waiting and waiting...another hour pasts. ppl are starting to u turn and go back the other and somehow find another way past. but we decided not to cuz it might just take the same amount of time to find a way out of this. so we wait for another half an hour and give up! it takes us half an hour to u turn and get past the whole thing and all is well cuz there are signs showing the detour. and it was AAHHH!!!.. so oooooo stupid

  by vck @ 23:18