Once upon a time
In faraway lands
There lived a prince
Who had no hands

Now he longed to get married
And get a wife
But he scared all the girls
For he had a knife

How did he carry a knife?
Now you may ask
He held it between his knees
It was a difficult task

Why did he carry a knife?
Now you may ponder
His father died of a hit
Between his knees from a man yonder

Once upon a time
In a place of heat
There was a princess
Who had no hands or feet

She wanted to get married
And become a wife
But she scared all the guys
For she had a knife

How did she carry a knife
You may think
Between her teeth
It isn’t as hard as you think


Why did she carry a knife?
You may wonder
Her father died of a punch
In his teeth from a man of blunder

The prince was desperate
So he announced a ball
To all people of different kingdoms
To his great dining hall


Nobody came to this ball
For everyone had heard
That the prince had no hands
Nobody but a princess and a little bird

The beautiful princess realized that
Her dream had just come true
Someone like herself
Not like me and you

The handsome prince also
Realized that his dream had come true
Someone that was rejected by others
And held a knife too

They looked in each other’s eyes
And they both realized
They were meant for each other
Their dream was being magnified

Instead of a little bubble
Right above their heads
It was real life
And nothing could be said

They ran toward each other
(Figuratively speaking because the princess had no feet)
They opened their arms wide to dance together
They hugged each other as the knives dug deep

The knife of the princess
Went into the prince’s chest
While the knife of the prince
Went into the place where the princess digests

The knives were stuck
So by the end of the hour
Since no one was there
They died together with no power

Let this be a lesson
To all who are rejected
Never carry knives around sticking out
For you will never be accepted

Even if you are accepted
You might lose your chance
Like in the story you may
Kill your beloved and never dance


  by vck @ 17:42

 
don't come to me when you're in trouble
don't come to me when you're in need
don't come to me when you are worried
don't come to me when you can't see!!

cuz this friendship is over
is over
is over, i say
so go away!

don't come to me in times of confusion
don't come to me in times of stress
don't come to me in times of frustration
don't come to me when you're a mess!!!

cuz this friendship in over
is over
is over, i say
so go away!

  by vck @ 14:54

 
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! SOOOOOOO FLEEKING BORED!!!! STOP THIS INSANITY!!!!!..okay
haha such a weirdo ladeeda....i'm soooooooo bored and i have nothing to do cept do my hw, watch tv, clean my room, msn and BLOG.....haha....the joy of it?? i dunnno i'm so bored it's making me sooooooo lazy hhaha.....i'm like staring at my computer screen emotionless...pleety funy...argh!!! ladeeda...laallalala.....i wanna DO sumtin....argh.....

  by vck @ 14:42

 
oh my goodness...i'm having so much looking through my old files and stuff...and i'm finding such neat stuff!!......hehe...it's pretty cool...gotta print them all out and stuff them in my locker even though i don't got magnets....haha....oh wellz....just for the fun of it....hehe ohwellz...still gots soooooo much hw....well not really...still the gay civics hw...hehe...oh wellz...

so cool mon, we gots like new ......thingies....argh....plates and cups and bowls and stuff cuz our old stuff is falling apart....hehe...and it's ALL BLUE!!!...but the gay part is that we gotta clear our cupboards to put all the new stuff...so ARGH!!...hehe....oh wellz...better go do hw!....

  by vck @ 20:06

 
Once apon a time.. in ummm.. let's seee.... TORONTO.. there lived a die hard Leaf fan(lol.. he loves leafs froma tree.. lol) and he wanted to find a real girl he could really love and have a "real" relationship with... so he asked out a bunch of girls and they all said yes... lol.. he never ever got rejuected.. but umm... let's call him Joe.. well joe was Canadian(get it.. lol.. Canadian Joe..) N E way.. he got tired of gurls fast.. like.. some times a month.. a weeks.. or even 6 hours.. ok?.. so he has been wit 12 or sumfing girls in one year.. As I continue..so.. he was goin to ask this girl to dance in montreal.. but.. her frens gave him a look that he wouldn't forget.. the "We dun hang wit ur kind" look. N E way he had asked her in TORONTO at a dance and she actually SAID YES infront of her frens that she knows would make fun of her after.. and in the middle of her dance her fren came up and said "ewwwww..." as I continue..N E way.. now everyone thinks he is gay.. so.. all the guys in Canada think he is gay and always call him a fag.. so.. he got pissed and said "Me no fag.. me is a canadian.." so.. N E way joe.. bein hated by men in Canada had now been single for 4-5 weeks.. being so deperate he looked for easy girls.. even though 4-5 gurls liked him already he thought they were all freaky..so.. he gave one of dema chance.. her name was Francine.. and they went out for 2 days then he dumped her.. omg he was a player he thought.. and he finally realized it after days and days of people coming up to him sayin "Joe.. nno body likes u.. ur a player.. I hope u die" and he got so sad he was goin to kill him self.. but no.. wut's this? in his mail a letter from this girl he had liked b4 but never got the chance to ask her out in.. umm.. Montreal.. but couldn't since her frens were upperclass women not liking him.. he was a slobby joe.. (lol.. sloppy joe).. N E way as a continue....She then replyed in laughs at the other upper class bitch..(oops! sorry I know u and swearing!) N E way.. the guy insisted she leave the dance but she inplied it was ok.. so.. they danced and he asked her if he would ever gib a sloppy joe a chance? she said no.. that broke his heart.. but she was soooo cute he couldn't of said N E thing..so... he liked her a little.. then.. back to when she said she liked him in a letter.. then.. he thought? but she is so innocent.. so cute.. fragile.. so he was hesitant to ask her out.. but wut do u noe? he asked her out.. but then she replied.. NO.. and broke his heart.. he ran home crying... and thought he would kill himself..And in the end.. I WANNA GO OUT WIT U!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!...oh my goodness...i just found this story....so foony eh?....haha....amazingly funny...though not many willl think so...haha..ohwellz...not everybody knows how this story came about....

  by vck @ 20:02

 
CRAZY!!!...so hanus...haha...so kristen...eww....i dun wanna be liek you...haha...JUST joking...ANNIEway...as i was saying....SOOOO GAY MON!!!...hate that stupid mclemon, "i'm sick of looking at teh bak of your head" well too bad for you, you're gonna see it more often...HUMPH!!...HOSER!!...DIE....before it was just the side...i never even really talk to allie, i just give her presents..haha...fabric paint peeling...so cool MON...as hilton is obsessed...so is rosalinda...haha...how is it fun? i dunno...and then i didn't even bother anyone when i was reading....does he have a problem, just cuz i'm not listneing to you doesn't mean that i'm sum stupid chinese gurl who refuses to learn or sumtin...HELLO THERE!, i got one of the highest marks in the class, i'm not STUPID...and i already finished my test corrections and i get everything else, so why the heck do i have to listen to YOU!! HUH!?!?...so gay mon...such an idiot...so racist, hates chinese...love whites...like allie...and joe...haha....always the favourites....DUMDUM....it's not good being racist...especially racist in teh bad way, like be mean to other races and nice to your own....other racists are like joe..he's not even racist, he just has so many bad jokes!...haha...bad but foony...hehe....argh...stupid mclemon....so sour...like a lemon....too bad his name's not like chevreuil...then it could be shitvreuil...haha oh wellz...ling moung...haha...can't write that in chinese...too hard....ARGH!!! OUTRAGE MON!...even though i don't really care but that's okay...haha...

stupid civics and english...histrop gay too..."I TOLD YOU! DON'T WRITE YOUR ANSWERS IN COMPLETE SENTENCES! IT DOESN'T SAY!"...OH MY GOODNESS MON!...CHILL!!...haha....so hyper....

AHAHHAHAHA....."PAS DE PASSE COMPOSE!!!" *CRASH*....hahahahahaha....stupid shitvreuil.....

  by vck @ 17:31